In the category of "Comebacks": Ocassionally, my anti-Bush "bumper-stickers" will ilicit some "ditto-head" to make an obscene gesture or comment. Usually, such people cannot "read", or lack the intelligence to support their attitudes with facts. Most often, I am greeted with smiles, waves, and "Peace-signs" from passing motorists. Some are so anxious to read the back of my car, that they cause traffic "bottle-necks". To be prepared for the ocassional moron whose testicles are bigger than their brains, I have devised a few "comebacks". When a motorist "flips me off", I ask them: "Is that your I.Q., or the size of your penis?" When one tells me that they "support the president", I ask them: "So, how is that lobotomy working for you?" If they scream obscenities, I respond" I can't hear what you're saying with YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS!". If they threaten violence, I merely ask them if they would like "to discuss it with my friends, Mr. Smith and Mr Wesson"......... Usually, the subtle humor TOTALLY escapes their feeble brains and they "just don't get-it"..... (a "card-carrying member" of the Left-Wing Intelligencia......... Dave)
- posted by Dave @ 9:55 PM