Jeff Foxworthy has a T.V. show called: "Blue Collar Comedy", or something like that. On it, is a comedian whose catch-phrase and "stand-up" routine centers on : "Here's your sign"..... He purports that all stupid people should have a sign that says: " I'm Stupid". For example, he's loading skis onto the rack on top of his car. Someone walks by and says: "Going Skiing?".... To which he replies: "No, we just thought we'd attach these skis up here, in case the car flips over; we can slide down the highway!!.... Here's your sign!! (the one that says I'm stupid). ... Today I was driving behind one of those "Security-Moms" in a Mini-van. She was talking on her cell-phone, weaving across the lane, and changing lanes without-signalling. When I got closer, I could see that she had gassed-up her car, and failed to put the gas-cap on; although the tank-door was closed, the cap was dangling from it's little strap. I was VERY tempted to get approach her, and tell her : '" Here's your sign!!"; but when I got closer, I found that she already had one: "BUSH/CHENEY IN 2004".............. same difference I guess!........... Dave
- posted by Dave @ 4:39 PM