I occured to me that Basketball and Football teams usually have "cheerleaders"; and I wondered "Why do other sports NOT have them?" I then decided that other sports SHOULD have cheerleaders, if they are "appropriate" to the sport. So, for professional-Golfers: cheerleaders at least 55 years old, wearing ENORMOUS eyeglasses, dressed in very-ugly polyester slacks (Must have boobs that approach their waist).. For Professional-Hockey: Canadian cheerleaders with no-front-teeth, who attack the other cheerleaders. For Professional Baseball: Cheerleaders from Puerto Rico, Cuba, or the Dominican Republic, who chew tobacco, take steroids, and scratch themselves. For Professional-Bass-Fisherman: Fat, "White-Trash", beer-swilling divorcees, or "Trailer-Trash". For Professional Wrestling: (See "Bass Fishing") For Professional Horse-Racing: Midget-cheerleaders. For "NASCAR": cheerleaders who have actually dated someone with a "mullet". Professional Bowling or Curling: cheerleaders in "lederhosen" who know how to play the accordian and polka. Soccer teams, however, need NO cheerleaders to "rally" the fans; (They have alcohol) Dave
- posted by Dave @ 12:16 AM